Scene: Faculty of Education, Tec 1. Late afternoon. Air-conditioner is busted. The breeze from an electric fan was impeded by girls sitting in front. Sweat starting to drip like drops of dew on a leaf. A parched sensation felt in throat. Mdm. Norshiha's lecture slowly reduced to an incoherent, gibberish, garbled noise.
*Cue funky music
So hot ah ah
Sweating to the balls, yeah.
Its getting so hot ah ah
Too hot for me ah ah
Its getting hot in here, I wanna drink some ICE TEA (*vibrato on the "ICE TEA" part*)
(I am getting so HOT, I wanna get some ice tea) x3
*Cue: Footage of water splashing into a tall glass, like in drink commercials. Hazel brown essence of tea diffuses into water as teabag is dipped (the brand was obscured because the singer wasn't paid to advertise. But it was good tea). Ice cannon-balled into the glass. (While the concoction was, well, "concocted"; I am in a trance-like dance as if I was bathing in the delightful estatic brew). note: the dance is supposed to be "provocative". Pshhhhh!!!
Feel it ah ah (*presses cold glass on face*)
Sip it ah ah
Work it ah ah (*rubs cold glass from top of my body to bottom, as tea works its way through my throat*)
Sip some more ah ah
Cant get enough ah ah
*repeat until fade....