Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Why men just cant WIN

I read this in Malay Mail, it goes like this:

1. If you work too hard, there is never time for her. If you don't, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

2. If she has a boring and repetitive job, its exploitation. If you do you should get off your ass and find a better one.

3. If you get a promotion ahead of her, its called favouritism. If she gets promoted ahead of you, its called equal opportunity.

4. If you mention how nice she looks, its called sexual harrassment. If you dont, its called male indifference.

5. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you dont, you're not being thoughtful.

6. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you dont, you're insensitive.

7. If you make decision without consulting her, you're a control freak. If she makes one without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

8. If you ask her something she does not enjoy, its called manipulation. If she asks you, its a favour.

9. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered. If you dont, you're a slob.

10. If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egoist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.

11. If she's had a headache, she's tired. If you had a headache, you dont love her anymore.


Phew!

3 comments:

misterTAJ? said...

its like we have to be both kan... arghhh... why cant we be just like the star fish or the amoeba...

puterinurul said...

it's all context dependent....huhu....ppl just say that coz they only look at some situations at the superficial level.

Azzam?? said...

*raise hand*
Agree!!

women = indecisiveness = pointless