I just learned a new word today:
It is an imaginary ambulance that could rescue from incessant whining from trivial matters.
E.g.: "Better call the whambulance. Stacy broke her nail again."
It may also come in the form of WHAMBURGER: imaginary food given to people who whine 24/7.
E.g.: "So what he cheated you and ran off with your friend? Do you want some whamburger and some french cries?"