re-quote

those who read my blog may have read this quote before. I'm recycling this because this is what i feel right in this moment.

"...People are shit. Whenever I'm in a crowd I think "who left this shit all over the place?". I'm shit. You're shit. The world is shit. And if you're sitting there thinking "yes its true. Everybody is shit EXCEPT me"; then you're a double-bacon shit-with-large-fries, mr. shitface...

...Sorry, this reflects badly on me doesn't it? I should've said: Mr. OR Mrs. shitface."

-Bill "Yahtzee" Croshaw

...and this post reflects badly on me for re-quoting this quote. I am that bad in the first place.

random quote

"Sure, its good pudding. You can put your dick in it, then putting it back on the table. You'll have good time explaining it to other people but nobody will eat it BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN IT!!! *slaps the back of your sorry head*"


- Bill "Yahtzee" Croshaw